Seriously, how fucked up is our world that a premise that would be kinda tired for a Def Comedy Jam bit in ‘95 is OUR FUCKING REALITY.
I met a traveller from way the hell off
who said: two gigantic, fucked-up rock legs
be out there in the middle of goddamn nowhere
right next to them covered in shit some kinda big face
looked pretty pissed & upset & whatnot
all damn covered in words
"yo ozymandias here, this my shit"
"better than your shit, get fucked buddy"
not much else tho, just sand
shitloads of sand all over the place
"did you know this spongebob show is about a sponge AND a starfish AND a squid AND a crab AND a squirrel?????? is there any reason for those other guys to not also be sponges????? every time i see that damned squid i’m like OH BROTHER shoving your differences in my face, THANKS LIBERAL MEDIA"
Her: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants.